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Oh Dear,  Danny Cipriani does it again,  it just shows he is not quite up to speed with the very best number 10’s in the rugby world.  For the second time on three test matches, Danny had an easy clearance to make, but was left humiliated when the kick was charged down leaving South Africa with a gift to score under the posts. ???????????? ??????

Maybe it is just not his time yet and with the All blacks waiting in line next,  I would not want to even contemplate what would happen should he be faced with the best number 10 in the game ‘Dan the man who can Carter’. ???????? ???????? ????????? ?????

I do hope Martin Johnson and Stephen Borthwick can conjure up something special for the next test match.  They are going to have to show really grit and determination to overcome New Zealand.

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Comments (0) Nov 23 2008

Amy Taylor requests to divorce David Taylor for second life

David Taylor has paid the ultimate sacrifice for having an affair with another woman,  but not in the way you may expect.

The online game ‘secondlife’ has led furious Amy Taylor to walk away from her three year marriage after catching David pretending to have sex in the online game

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According to the Sun Amy said: “I went mad - I was so hurt. I just couldn’t believe what he’d done.

“I looked at the computer screen and could see his character having sex with a female character. It’s cheating as far as I’m concerned.

She added: “He confessed he’d been talking to this woman player in America for one or two weeks, and said our marriage was over and he didn’t love me anymore, and we should never have got married.”

Comments (0) Nov 17 2008

….or head in the cloud rules.  Has Madonna lost her mind, according to the Daily Mail,  this is her latest set of demands of poor Guy regarding their kids kids. How Bizarre

1. Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs

2. They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food

3. All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water

4. They should wear only the clothes Madonna has sent with them, if they need to be bought anything new, it should not contain any man-made materials ???? ????? ???? ????

5. The boys’ hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places

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6. They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound

7. The divorce should not be discussed with them

8. Madonna should have contact by phone with them when and how often she chooses, as often as three or four times a day at times she sets

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9. Guy should not introduce the boys to any of his new friends, especially any new female friends

10. Madonna wants the boys to spend their time she’s given with Guy, and not large amounts of time with his parents, their grandparents

11. The boys should not be photographed when they are with Guy and it’s his responsibility to arrange security so it doesn’t happen

12. At bedtime, Guy should read Madonna’s English Rose books to David

Comments (0) Nov 13 2008

A couple have been arrested for allegedly having sex on a Virgin Train.

It all started on the liverpool to London virgin train.  Passengers on board felt obliged to look away as the female party performed a sex act on her male partner

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They were caught on CCTV by a guard onboard the train and were arrested by police on arrival at Euston station.

Businessman Gregory Sim, 49 has been charged and is due to appear at city of westminster magistrates on November 16^th.  The woman belived to be from Essex has been bailed pending further enquiries  

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Comments (0) Nov 11 2008

Looks like Daniel Evans has well and truly got the nation behind him or maybe its just Chris Moyles influence on the nations vote.  After a tense sing off on Saturday,  Daniel did not even have to sweat it out having safely making it through to next weeks show without having to do a sing off.

But how far can the ‘pool cleaner’ Daniel go? with his bad dancing and ability to infuriate Simon Cowell. It is the perfect tag team match, Mr Moyles and Mr Evans versus Mr Cowell and Mr Record Label. 

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Moyles having quoted saying: “Daniel looks like Rick Astley’s dad and has no chance of winning and that’s why we all have to vote for him!

“The people at X Factor will hate us doing this. It’s going to be brilliant.”

Surely he won’t be on our screens 6 weeks from now? or will he?

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Comments (0) Nov 10 2008

Sacha Baron Cohen was in more trouble this week when he went undercover as his latest Character ‘Bruno’ and gate crashed a rally in support of a ballot measure that would ban gay marriage. ???? ??????? ????????

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Sacha, disguised in a blond wig and preppy outfit, marched with demonstrators who support Proposition 8 while being trailed by cameras in a rally across from City Hall.

When recognised by reporters he was protected by his film crew and promptly whisked away in a van.

Comments (0) Nov 07 2008